-
Ben:
-
Pete:
-
Ben:
-
Pete:
The morning happenings at work
3 months ago
"I’ve always heard about people having a conniption but I’ve never seen one. You don’t want to see ‘em. My wife’s face… split. My wife’s face split, and the skin and hair split and came off of her face so that there was nothing except the skull. And orange light came out of her hair and there was glitter all around. And fire shot from her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach and she said, “WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?” And I said, “They asked for it!” And the children who had been singing praises to me… LIED on me and said, “Uh-uh! We asked for eggs and milk… AND DAD MADE US EAT THIS!” And my wife sent me to my room… which is where I wanted to go in the first place."
-
Bill Cosby
We like revisiting Cosby quotes every now and then.
3 months ago
| Notes: 149
This week, Ben and I are blasting this in the office a lot.
Greg Laswell - Comes and Goes
Source: theawkwardbird4 months ago
| Tags:
| Notes: 1
Yesterday morning we held art class in the office. Modern art interpretations have never been so great.
4 months ago
| Tags:
| Notes: 1
"What did you say, Jen? I couldn’t hear you through all your yawning."
-
Ben
9 am is too early sometimes.
5 months ago
| Tags:
| Notes: 1
So I walked by Jen’s desk today and didn’t expect to find a petri dish containing what she called “breakfast”… The candy redeemed it slightly..
5 months ago
"Never ride a horse in Mexico unless you really have to."
- Today’s Word of Wisdom from the office
5 months ago
Our Creepy Santa had a tough day yesterday. Fell flat on his face. And lost some of his clothing.
5 months ago
| Tags:
| Notes: 3
Why yes there was a dance party at 10 am in the office this morning. Because for some reason we were having the “3 o’clock slump” at 10. We are dancing to Adele Vs Skrillex: Set Fire to Everything. We do a lot of “Fighting and Dancing” as Phil says. It is definitely the most commonly played song this week to keep us motivated and awake.
